Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster
A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
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My doctor said "you have 1year to live"
I said " you wanna bet"
Bam a gun shot
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I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
