Bullet

Bullet Jokes

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"

I told him "Probably a bullet"

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap