Building jokes
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Memes
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!