Building jokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Memes
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
These are as weak as the towers.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"