The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Building Jokes
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
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What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
