Building jokes
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"