Building jokes
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
What is a good time?
I did a good job of being home from school.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.