Building jokes
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Memes
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.