Building jokes
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.