Building jokes
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
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What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.