Building jokes
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
These are as weak as the towers.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?