Building jokes

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Two air vents walked into a bar.

The third one ducted.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?

He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

America: I'm going to build a wall.

Nazi: Been there.

Soviet Union: Done that.

What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?

Catching it with a pitchfork.