Building jokes
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"