Building jokes
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What do you call a cute door?
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.
He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"