Building jokes

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

What does the door say to the doorbell?

The door said: "You dingus!"

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

America: I'm going to build a wall.

Nazi: Been there.

Soviet Union: Done that.