Building jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

What do you call a cute door?

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?

He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS.

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.

America: I'm going to build a wall.

Nazi: Been there.

Soviet Union: Done that.

What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and sees a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running, building momentum before launching himself at the nun, catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head, knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement.

He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nun's ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habit and lifting her limp to her feet till face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace, the drunk victoriously growled, "You're not so bloody tough tonight, are ya, Batman?"

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.