Building jokes
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do you call a cute door?
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.