Building jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
What do you call a cute door?
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Memes
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.