Building jokes
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Walls.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.