Building jokes
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.