Bucket

Bucket jokes

Ball

    • Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

    The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

    BOINGZINGA!?!

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    Salesman

    • Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

    "Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

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    • Baby

    • Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

    1 baby in 10 buckets.

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    • Cowboy

    • Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

    He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

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    • The poem I wrote for ELA

    Why Me? --------------- You always said that cheating was on your bucket list But i guess that part was missed I still got with you I never knew what you were gonna do

    What you did was worst than cheating You slid your hand down Telling me that it was by habit I left with tears in my eyes And on my face was a frown

    I bet you never thought about it But everynight i still feel your hands on me It happened two years ago But i still live with the thought of it

    I spend hours trying to wash off the feeling But i guess its never leaving I know that i should be mad at you But somehow i still find ways to forgive you

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    • Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

    Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hon… Read more

    • yall i just wanna say this is going to be my last post for a while but il still be on here till we turn computers in but this is going to be one of the last times il be on here ik most wont care but i want yall to know that il probaly be back in the fall but i wanted to say have a fun summer have fun with your friends and family ding dong ditch a few houses get in some small trouble get hurt a lil have the time of yo… Read more

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