Bubble

Bubble jokes

Man

Wanna hear a clean one?

Old man takes a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty one?

Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.

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  • Morgue

    I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.

    I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!

    Mum

    What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?

    Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.

    Memes

    String

    You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

    Town

    Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

    Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

    Newspaper

    The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

    The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

    In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

    Ass

    Oil and Ass.

    Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.

    Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.

    Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.

    Big Wet Butts 5.

    There Will Be Cum 9.

    Mandingo Rocks That Ass.

    Big Butts Like It Big 2.

    Blowjob Ninjas 5.

    Keep It Right There 2.

    Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6

    Boy

    Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

    Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

    Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

    Memes

    Community

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