Speech bubble jokes

Bomb

  • "You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

    In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

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  • Psychiatrist

  • A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"

    The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."

  • 4
  • Palestinian

  • What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

    One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

  • 1