Speech bubble jokes

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"

The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.