The 30+ Best Float Jokes

How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top

I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.

Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"

Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

Q: What's yellow and floats?

A: A bus full of children

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.

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There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.

Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from 'It'.Georgie floated

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.