How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top

Look I didn’t hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

How do you make a dead baby float?

1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby

whats yellow and can’t float?

A school bus full of children

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

How do you make an elephant float?

One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!

What is yellow and does not float well?

A School Bus

Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from ‘It’.Georgie floated

why did miss stephen get divorced? she didn’t float too

uranus floats around in space

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !

How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?

The wheel chair floats to the top

your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.

What’s long yellow and doesn’t float

A school bus filled with children

A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back up a gain 10 minutes later. The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive and the man said with a drunk slurred voice I “I don’t know every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT! The bartender looks at the first man and says”Your and a-hole when your drunk Superman.”

two people were on a boat they were a float on WaTeR!!!

How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off it’s head