30+ Float Jokes

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?

The wheelchair floats to the top.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

IM now only doing duck memes

The image shows two panels. On the left, there's a photo of a white duck wearing a sailor outfit. On the right, there's a large yellow rubber duck floating in water near a city. The text in the left panel says, "Sorry, everyone, but the world's greatest splay has been achieved." The text in the right panel says, "Canada has a $200,000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason."

I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

Q: What's yellow and floats?

A: A bus full of children.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.

The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?

Georgie floated!

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.