Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."