New Broke Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama is so ugly. The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, your mums so fat, she broke britain two

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;

What do orphis and broke up couples have any common

They cant see each other anymore

Friend: I broke up with Sara.

Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.

Friend: How did her pussy feel?

Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.

Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries. A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.

your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke

my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on

My heart broke as I went down up the stairs and my girlfriend broke her ♥️ heart

Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter

Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"

SO WHO DID IT the i.s.s teacher said. 1 hour before So let me ge............ Random person wait what you BROKE UP WITH HER. Me I SWEAR JHONNY THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUD INTO MY CONVERSATION SO..... HERE........ YOU........... GO *punches*