Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous
one time little johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree and he moved the stoll and the tree broke. little johnny screamed. " HAHA Your skinny enough to break the tree"
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ''Yes madam...My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher.
“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
Pin drop silence in the class !!
''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?”
“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```...!!!”
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
yo mommy so fat when she pulled out the chair it screamed and broke it's self
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?' ''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about my Mom " "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.
"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit". "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife". "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class !!
''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk```......!!!!"
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARE NOT BELIEVED IN RAPE IS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHITBIRDS WITH NO FUTURE WHO WILL BECOME DRUNKARDS AND DRUG DEALERS WHO GO BROKE AND LIVE ON THE STREET GETTING HIT BY A FUCKING CARE FUCK ALL OF YOU SADITS WHO THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT IS FUNNY WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR GET HIT BY CAR AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING SICKOS DIE a STOP RAPE STOP RAPPE STOP RAPIBG INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND MEN I AM DONE WITH RAPE I AM DONE WITH IT!
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare😢😢😢
My bully: your face is ugly. Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stair way to heaven. My bully: :(
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked "where are you from" and I said Portugal. He replied, "so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
My wife is a whore so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man, end of story you women are bitches
Your mama is so fat when i think her in my head she just broke my neck
Your momma so fat she was in a movie and the screen broke
EVERYONE:
My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?
