me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
John kreeses forehead broke when silver hit ‘‘em in the forehead
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Your so fat when you went outside you broke the rules for 2 meter for covid
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Being broke is a Disease stay the fuck away for me.
(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
