Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
