Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing, don't they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
p=person (not original ''pun'')
p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)
timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
Why did the coffee file a police report??
- because it got mugged
mcdonalds :)
what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet
i think your eggcellent
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.
then the antidote becomes the most important
