Breakfast jokes
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
Good morning!
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!