- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
Why did the coffee file a police report??
- because it got mugged
mcdonalds :)
what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet
i think your eggcellent
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely, Billy replied with "whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee*
Son : « W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. » Son : « But it was a nightmare .. »
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : « I’m your nightmare »
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The Son with himself: « Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! »
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Eggs
You crack me up
