I think you're eggcellent!
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
I have breakfast with my boys.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
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What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Eggs
You crack me up
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
