I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Cereal.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Corn flake.
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.
She responded with a list:
- Take out the trash.
- Clean your room.
- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.
That’s all sweetie!
