did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
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My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, "man its hot in here." The other one said "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal. I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
