Breakfast jokes
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
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What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
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(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Eggs
You crack me up!
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Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
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My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
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What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"