Breakfast jokes
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Eggs
You crack me up!
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
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What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.