Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
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What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
