Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm; Pc world
Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately, I wouldn't your crooked hairline might break it.
What hurts the most?😹
A. Breaking up before chewing
B. Breaking up after chewing . 😂😂😂😂
So big that when you step you break the whole galaxy
Say my name if you like breaking bad :)
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Who robs and breaks into peoples houses?
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise
why can you not let a orphan touch a iPhone 7 because it would break if they touched the home button
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Q: What do you call a tsunami.A: your moms water breaking.
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
what animal always breaks the law? a cheetah
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that
Breaking News! a plane crashes into a bridge
Yo mama's like a fridge she breaks down when she loses her cool
an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
