Break jokes
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Ohio getting out of hand
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
This is WPBS-TV. We'll pledge-break soon — thanks, viewers!
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.