What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
thats not my name but okay thats cool my name is coco but okay and i already knew jayden was a boy who is bi
Im evilest-evil man yes you are-scared guy No me it me: Evil super evil boy
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
aww its a boy let me cut of the ombelicul cored sir thats his penis its a girl
my sis was funny but sad because i have a boy and she basint
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21. Boys 21, look 18 and act 14
one day, the milkman came to drop off milk. The boy asked the milkman, do you know where my dad is. The milkman replies, I am your dad, then runs off like batman
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say "Boy you Can Keep It"
Boi
Mom I’m pregnant are you drunk why because your boy
what do u call a baby in the crib.
boys and girls watch monsters inc
STOP PUTTING UP BAD JOKES BOI
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
