you was born so fat they needed a 2 cranes to carry you
yo mama so stupid you could not even be born because of her idoitness
Why are Toads born with balls on their body?????
Because they want more attention π³ π³ π³ π³ π³ π³ π³ π³ π³ π³ π³ π³ π³ π³
your mom was born in a dumpster as well as you
I bet when you were born the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Bully:Agh ur ugly, me: said ur mom when u were born
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
i fucked your mom, that's why i've been paying your life support since you were born
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging βWHYYYY!!??β. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says βIβm just fucking with you, it was born deadβ.
Where you born on the side of the highway because thatβs where all mistakes happen
Why did the Puerto Rican American πΊπΈ π΅π· that was a gay male πΊπΈ π΅π· that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American πΊπΈ π΅π· that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? πΊπΈ π΅π· Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years πΊπΈ π΅π·
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
Ceo intrupidore born in 1964 Jeffrey,Jeffrey bozos.repeat come on Jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back in to it tell is why show is how look at where you came from look at you now. Zuckerberg and gates and Muke it the anchors can make and sick it up there wivs drink there blood come on jeff get I'm dododoodododod
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Once upon a time the three baby was born I 2015 she was always cry for 2015 he loves her born date π€ππ€π€π€noπ€π€π±ππππππ
One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.
