Born jokes
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.