Born jokes
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.