Born Jokes

I thought gender reveal parties were only for new borns, not for teen agers.

What day are twins born the most Toos-day

you where born on the free way you know why because

thats where alot of accidents happen 😈

When you were born your mother said, oh what a treasure, your father said, yeah let’s go burry it

: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.

you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

9 months before I was born ,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born

Bro you were born in a local 7 eleven bathroom

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key

Being in a cage But nobody sees you

Being outside of a cage- but it's empty

Living and realizing you've been born into one

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**-

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. you have the key But you don't know how to use it.

i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.

But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.