How do booties greet each other?
"What's CRACKIN"
What do you call a country's BOOTY?
Its bottom-line
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his FART
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A BOOTY CALL
What do you call a booty thatβs always negative?
A PESSIMIST-CHEEK
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its GLUTES off
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a BASH
What do you call a fish with no booty
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!!
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR
What is better then hitting a booty? playing with the titties
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A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.
Bootylicious lol
abraham linkin was a good man, he jumped out the windoe with his dick in his hand and walked up to a groop of lades and said im do my dute so why dont you give me some booty
