Booty jokes
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
big booty latinas.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!