
Booty jokes
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
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Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
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Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
