What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
