Booty jokes
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Memes
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"