Booty jokes
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"