Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on CRACK
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A BUTT-TRICK
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A CRACK-UP
There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
How do asses communicate?
Through BOOTY CALLS
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ENDS MEET
What do you call a smart booty?
A WISE-CRACK
If your butt hurts real bad put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
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Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and CHEEK
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You COMPLETE me”
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your BACK
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop CRACKING UP
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on TRACK
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
BUNS
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
I've got your BACKSIDE covered
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up
