Booty jokes
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Memes
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!