Body jokes

Jelianis' forehead😈

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Jugs!

A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”

Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

Him: No, have you seen where it is?

Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Hey do you know saga?

Saga these ball sacks!

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

I have a body count of 7.