Body jokes

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Jugs!

A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”

Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

Him: No, have you seen where it is?

Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Hey do you know saga?

Saga these ball sacks!

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

I have a body count of 7.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.