What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows he meats. She won a trophy, we blind folded her, then my sister say yeah I was blinded folded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guest which flavor of the meat it was. The Trophy said Best BlowJobs. As a brother I couldn't be prouder.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally's used to being blind!
i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Ok ok eat your shirt
I once told a blind orphan hey look at the bright side
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him its you goodlooking guys so sad you cant read this since you're blind, oh geez i just find this website and i want to make people laugh, to bad they cant see the joke
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
