Blind jokes
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.