There's a blind hooker in town. She never sees anyone coming.
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
Why are blinds called blinds
Because when they aren’t closed they a blinding
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows he meats. She won a trophy, we blind folded her, then my sister say yeah I was blinded folded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guest which flavor of the meat it was. The Trophy said Best BlowJobs. As a brother I couldn't be prouder.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally's used to being blind!
i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Ok ok eat your shirt
