How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
why did the blind woman get raped?
because she didnt know she was wearing see through clothes
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
Kid: Dad whats a dark joke? Dad: well you see that guy over there? tell him to wave. Kid: but dad im blind. Dad: exactly, also the dude had no arm
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Your so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What do you call a blind person driving a car......... died
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Son: Mom whats dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap
Son: mom i’m blind
Mom: Exactly
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming ,he asks how do know you cant see .she replies ,i can taste it.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils
How do you surprise a blind guy.
Say, "Surprise"
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while, and says: "Long time no see!"
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know your blind.
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!
An old man gets a call from the IRS.
The man on the phone says, “We’ve noticed large sums of money coming in and going out of your account constantly, and we gotta get this straight. Come in tomorrow and we’ll have a chat about this.” The old man thinks for a while and then decides he better get his lawyer to come with him.
The next day the old man and his lawyer show up to the IRS office, and the man there says, ”So we’ve noticed these large sums of money entering and leaving your account nonstop. Can you explain this?” The man replies, ”Well, I will bet on pretty much anything. Like this! I bet you 10,000 I can bite my own eye.” The agent takes the bet, and the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. He then says, ”Wait. I’ll give you a chance to earn your money back, and more! I bet you 20,000 I can bite my other eye.” The agent thinks a minute and realizing the man isn’t blind, takes the bet. The old man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye. He then says, ”Alright, last chance. I bet you 50,000 I can stand on this side of your office and pee into that wastebasket on the opposite side without getting a drop anywhere in between.” The agent thinks real hard but decides it’s impossible, so takes the bet. The man unzips his pants and pees all over the IRS agent’s desk. The agent jumps up and down and says, “Haha! I got you now!” But the man's lawyer goes pale in the face, sinks his head in his hands, and says, “He bet me 100,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you’d just love it!”
How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.
