Blind jokes
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.