Blind jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.