Blind jokes
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.