What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What did the mute man tell the blind man? Nothing
Idk why my blind kid is crying. but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
A blind person walkes into a bar
Because they can’t see where they are going
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so dam blind.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
This for you roman y e e t
An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth... I don't have any now.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
