A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So one time, poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
