Blind jokes
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.