Black person jokes
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.