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Black Person Jokes

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?