Black person jokes
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.