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Black person jokes

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?