Black person

Black Person Jokes

Male

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

Flashlight

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Slang

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

Racism

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Music

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Technology

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

Record

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

Candy

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

Bike

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

Life

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

Group

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Difference

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

Black

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

Stereotype

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

Word

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?