Black person jokes

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

A black eye.

What do you call a black person?

Black.

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

What do you call a Black person flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!