Antique jokes
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
