Antique jokes

What do you call a 90-year-old black man?

Antique farming equipment.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.