Bitch jokes
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?