Bitch jokes
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.