Bitch jokes
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Memes
SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
I’m back, bitches!
I'm the joke, bitch.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.
Mom: Well, it’s my house.
Little Johnny: Then go clean it.
Mom: Go to school!
At school:
Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.
Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.
Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!