Bitch jokes
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
I’m back, bitches!
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.