Bitch jokes
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
I’m back, bitches!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
I'm the joke, bitch.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!