What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl? Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her
I’m taken,taken my own life bitch
A girl said she liked dogs, I called her a bitch
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle. Maybe thats why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him "so are you Indian?" and the Muslim goes "no bitch, i ain't 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
i have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissd on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and i said that's disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitches forehead https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Sissy Baka Bitch
It's the 1940s
The chink was counting his shillings The chink was bitching His wife got raped in nanking The chink counts his shillings
The chink gets sook chinged!
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
Life's a bitch and then you die. I now see what they mean.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What's the difference between Obama and trump? Obama was a president and trump was a whiney bitch!
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
You lot are sick sons of bitches
