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I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch

a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied... hows about a urinal cake?!!

I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h

What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?

Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.

What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.

So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

Man Everybody Birthday Is This Year🤦🏽‍♂️

What Do You Sing On a Dead Person's Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper

Hey guess what I got for my birthday. No what did you get? Older

What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.

I was going to invite your friends to your birthday but thet where all extincet

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..

And into a children's birthday party.

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."