Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
so i walked up to my grandma and i said what color would u be on a rainbow cupcake she just turned 61 ok ok so im like 'i got i got ok ok' she like: ok what color" i say:"grey"
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.
When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
I love birthdays 🍰
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠 I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your birthday 🎁 I did
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home 🏠 was your birthday 🎁
Hi 👋 I love you
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
