They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I like penguins.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
What's the difference between a bird and jam? You can ham your cock in a bird but you can't bird your cock in a jam
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
My cock, lmao.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Bird Box.
