Bird jokes
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I like penguins.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Did you know pigeons die after sex? At least when I fucked it.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
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What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.