Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
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What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
My cock, lmao.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Bird Box.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"