Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Bird Jokes
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
My cock, lmao.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Bird Box.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
