Bird jokes
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Bird Box.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!