Bird jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
My cock, lmao.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Bird Box.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.