Bird jokes
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
I have a big cock.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...