Biology jokes
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!