Biology jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
What is an egg?
What is a dog?
An animal.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!