Biology jokes
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What is a room you can not enter? A mushroom.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
There are more than 2 genders.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.