Biology jokes
There are more than 2 genders.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Whet
There are more than two genders.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.