Biology jokes
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
There are more than 2 genders.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
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