During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama's campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said "lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar". Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
What happend when obama ran for president ?
The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.
jingle bells Osama smells
jasper likes little girls and bin laden
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
