How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
You know what they say. Location Location Location. So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt and now he has degrees.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar.
If I had a loonie for ever degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
Why did the glacier send the ice berg to college? Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES; at the atomic level.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked "where are you going"
He said "Camp Bin Laden"
I asked "what do they do there"
He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."
I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"
Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011
what come afer 611? 711 what cmes after that? 811 what comes after that george w bush
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
