Bin Laden jokes
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Get pranked, bozo!
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.